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6/14 FINAL EDIT

011-729-1115 ->>>>>>>>>>> ABOUT TIME RIGHT?

^O^ 

6/3 EDIT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

since my sister wants this weird color cell phone.. so need to order.. so i wouldn't be having this cell until 6/21 now... so home phone. 031-423-7442

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haha. finally in korea. if you didn't even know i was in korea... yeah... i've been good and stayed home.. ^^ just chilling with my little sister and relaxing... gaining lbs.. so called relaxing life? well, im gonna get new cell in early june.. so give me a ring around then... # is same. (011-729-1115). see you then ^^

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                        'Restroom differences'

at school in US.

I was working out and I had to gogo... (#2) so I ran to restroom... and started releasing... 

'PARA PARA PARA PPAAAAA!'

 rest... rest...

'PARAPA PRAPRPARAPAPA PAPAPAPAPAPP!!!'

my god... smelling like xxxx ... so i wanted to flush it once... but oh my gooooood... -_-.. it's that electronic sensor shiet... so i wanted to quickly release and peace out... but my stomach was going all crazy... and i was about to faint.. due to ... you know... the 'smell...' .... in order to survive... I had to do this... i must have.. if i didn't... i probably have fainted in there... so don't make fun of me...

i lifted my butt up... and took couple steps sideway... so my ass can get out from 'sensor ass detecting zone..' so this high-tech but dumb machine can flush my xxxx... but this dumb machine wouldn't flush it easily.. so i took couple of vigorous steps... like a michinnom..(psycho) and finally succeeded...

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND!!!!

RESTROOM IN KOREA!!!

i was eating at this fancy sushi place 2 days ago... and you know that automatic water shooting toilet? I never liked the old model.. but this new model.. AWeSOME!!... 'temperature control... cool air dryoff.... so cooool!!!' ... since i haven't used it for so long... i wetted my left ass since my aim was little off... but  kkkk... loving it! come to Korea and enjoy w/ me ^O^

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and for all ppl who gonna stay in the State.. if you deperately need something... leave me a msg.   

this weekend. i've been good. only drank on Friday night and been generally very good. i stayed home, watched a movie, didn't get into any drama, and even worked out. actually... speaking of which ... i got someone else into minor trouble while working out... this is how it went...

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saturday afternoon. at gym. fob working out. never happened before in fob's life... so extremely excited. banged up my Mp3 player's volume to its max and about to work out~ yoooooo hoooooooo!!!!!! (^______________________^)

went up to crunch machine... looked at my belly... stare at machine once more... looked at my one pack... all of sudden... i was getting hungry... maybe my one-pack belly reminded me of bacon... now... a bit pissed off... got on that machine with a hint of aggresiveness... (-______________________-)

one!!! two!!! three!!! four... ekkk..... my body wouldn't come back up... maybe i ate too much before i come to the gym... blamed on kimchi fried rice.. speaking of which, i wanted to let go some of my gas... forgetting i was the only one who was hearing mp3 player... at the climax of this song, i let it go~~~

'POOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG~~'

woah... that felt good... as soon as i done that... i feel mad ppl's attention... thinking of a way to get out... thinking thinkgin... 'DINGGGGGGG!! ^^'

i started to stare at the girl who were doing crunch right next to me. with a look of surprise~ and ppl started to stare at her...

and she started to give me kinda of 'WTF? i didn't fart~ you did'  look...  (-_-<^>)

so i gave her    'i don't know what you are talking about' look~  (@.@)

when ppl started to giggle... she gave me 'you little bitch..' look and left the machine... sorry... (T^T)

well after my massive kimchi fart... i had to leave the machine as well before i faint out of my own fart... so don't hate me so much... sorry~ (^_~)

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p.s. casino and Bing (5/11-13)

      gonna be in NYC on (5/13-14)

      Korea                   (5/14-8/28)

let me know where u are.

Wed  : ^O^ drank~ ^O^

Thurs : ^_^ drank~ ^_^

Fri     : -_- drank~ -_-

Sat   : T^T drank~ ....

Sun  : chilled at home ...

Now : trying to read financial section from WSJ ... but i think too much of my braincells died...

Tomm : maybe i need to kill one of my relatives in order to get an excuse from my prof. so that i can re-postpond finance make-up exam... sorry uncle... tomorrow.. to my health center knowledge... you will die... again... -_-... unless i tell my prof. that my aunt died...

so how was ur week?

damn... like everyone guess it right? yeah... #1 was correct... so lunch is on me for everyone except ppl who cheated... (u know who u are. nothing for you and ur girlfriend~ kkkk)

rest of you, give me the menu, location, and time. if everything works out at once, we go lunch? kk

p.s. and some of you... u guys don't know about my little fob... aka azn beast... there is this perfect korean proverb to explain it all.

'smaller the pepper, spicier it is...' thus... do not underestimate my precious~~ ^O^